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01/19/2010

i fuckin love lily allen.


i swear im her non-talented/blonde/american kindred. we hate boredom and enjoy alcohol and music. my entire life can be described in terms of lily’s songs.

i met her backstage at 930 club once (craziest story) and took a shot of vodka out of a disposable coffee cup with her haha…  she was a shorty just like me and real fucking cool 🙂 barefoot, too.

anywhoooo if you’ve never really listened to her music, she’s not the pretty little ignorant asshole you’d might expect coming from a pop singer.

she has personality,writes her own songs, digs reggae vibes and drops the the word twat rather frequently in quite the lovely voice.

…below you can yoink some  rare tunes and dub-step remixes to entertain ur mindframe.

dont expect em to stay up long tho… i dont want her ppl suing my ppl….

lily allen – you killed it
::a swanky tune from the Smile EP::

lily allen – kabul shit
::b-sizzle::

lily allen – cheryl tweedy
::’ i wish i had qualities like sympathy, fidelity, sobriety, sincerity, humility.. instead i got lunacy::

lily allen – naive (the kooks cover)
::oi. acoustic.::

lily allen – not fair (eddie kid & richard searle mix)
::remeinds me of some nadastrom::

lily allen – the fear (jayou oh no mix)
::dup-step yep yep::

lily allen – not fair (style of eye rmx)
::’it’s been week’s since i’ve been laid’::

lily allen – chinese (doc fritz toolie mix)
lily allen – chinese (dr rosen rosen remix)

also check out some of my other faves on amazon, like: everything’s just wonderful, not big (‘all the while i was high as a kite’), everyone’s at it, dont get me wrong cover…  both LP’s are terrific and live she’s hella-fun
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Why can’t I sleep at night,
Don’t say it’s gonna be alright,
I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognaise,
and not feel bad about it for days and days and days.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. 01/20/2010 2:58 pm

    …and she’s hot.

  2. Gene permalink
    01/23/2010 8:56 am

    lol at audience member’s hand in her crotch.

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